Car Audio and Goldfish Don't Mix (video)

Filed under: Car Audio



Do I really need to explain why this is a bad idea? For the second year in a row now the same guy has had fish in his trunk at Spring Break Nationals. I guess I am going to have to explain it...




Reasons not to put live fish in your trunk at a car audio show:

1) After sitting in the sun all afternoon, dead fish smell like shit.

2) Remember when you were little and everyone told you not to knock on the glass of the fishtank (think Little Nemo)? Well, that same concept applies to putting subwoofers a few inches from the glass. Turn it up some more genius, the fish really seem to like the bass.

3) After the first set of fish die and are floating around motionless, adding more live fish does not make this travesty of car audio any cooler.

4) People laughing and pointing at your car and the dead fish are not laughing with you.

5) No matter how you look at it, goldfish are not Gangsta.

Now I'm not some PETA activist, but if I was a fish I would not want to go out listening to Wyclef in the back of some kid's trunk while cooking in the hot ass sun.

RIP goldfish, and may you come back as sharks to bite that kid in the ass.


Our friend Sean from SoundDomain has a video up of this as well.